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{"fact":"The silks created by weavers in Baghdad were inspired by the beautiful and varied colors and markings of cat coats. These fabrics were called 'tabby' by European traders.","length":174}

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{"fact":"It is estimated that cats can make over 60 different sounds.","length":60}

{"slip": { "id": 175, "advice": "Plant a tree."}}

{"fact":"A steady diet of dog food may cause blindness in your cat - it lacks taurine.","length":77}

{"fact":"The cat who holds the record for the longest non-fatal fall is Andy. He fell from the 16th floor of an apartment building (about 200 ft\/.06 km) and survived.","length":157}

{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}

{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}

{"slip": { "id": 68, "advice": "The number of vampires in the average home, is directly proportional to the amount of garlic bread in the fridge."}}

{"fact":"If a cat is frightened, the hair stands up fairly evenly all over the body; when the cat is threatened or is ready to attack, the hair stands up only in a narrow band along the spine and tail.","length":192}

{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}

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