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{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}
{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 146, "advice": "Today, do not use the words \"Kind of\", \"Sort of\" or \"Maybe\". It either is or it isn't."}}
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